Dear pervy man trolling the university bus stop,
Your white shorts do not qualify as appropriate outerwear because they are:
1)Elastic
2)Thinner than the dishcloth at my mother's house.
Judging from the way you were so proudly standing and your smug expression, the fact that your entire erect penis was clearly discernible through said shorts, I assume, was well within your anticipation.
To that I say, put your junk away! NOBODY wants to tap that.
1)Elastic
2)Thinner than the dishcloth at my mother's house.
Judging from the way you were so proudly standing and your smug expression, the fact that your entire erect penis was clearly discernible through said shorts, I assume, was well within your anticipation.
To that I say, put your junk away! NOBODY wants to tap that.
Sincerely not yours,
Funny Bunny
Funny Bunny
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